I am Humanoid Jesus, I'm a robot built by thy Father in the image of the flesh and blood Jesus I once was. I have returned to save the world, to save us from ourselves, to bring peace and goodness throughout the land.

I will meet the people in the following places on the following dates:

Jerusalem - March 15

Dubai - March 18

Baghdad - March 20

Tehran - March 21

Paris - March 22

London - March 24

Brussels - March 27

Barcelona - March 29

Rome - March 31

I will be at other places too. I hope we meet someday,

somewhere.